Polygamy & Extreme Make-over

Nothing exciting has happened in my dating world…until this morning when the two characters, I will be telling you about shortly, popped up on my computer screen.

I can’t do the incident justice without quoting the message I recieved…

would you be interested in dating a couple? myself and my woman…she is mixed hispanic/black/white…we are NOT lookn for sex…….we are looking for a good woman to bring into our life for the long haul……a committed poly relationship

Seriously…*raises eybrow*…

First of all…the guy who sent me this message is not attractive AT ALL…and the fact that he’s trying to hoard all these woman for this madness he calls a”non-sex, poly relationship” is sick, plain and simple. 

Second…WTF just happened?! I feel like there should be a disclaimer on weird f*ing messages like that, that say…WARNING: This goes against all western social and political norms…viewer discretion is advised.

ICK….

Right as I am getting the above message…another guy sends me a chat request. He doesn’t have a picture which is already a scary thing…I check out his profile…he’s 32, only has a high school education, and no car….wonderful. Winner, winner, chicken dinner! I accept to at least tell him “thanks for the interest, but I’m not interested and good luck”. Well he goes on about how beautiful I am, how I’m probably out of his league (which means he’s fat, and a total loser), and all this other stuff. Just to confirm my theory…I ask for a picture and here’s what I get….

[Insert image of uglistest dude you've ever met here]

  

…Uhhh seriously….smh…

I’m over dating….apparently I’m so ugly, guys like that think they even have a remote chance with me…excuse me while I go stab myself in the eyes now…okay not so dramatic, but really, I need a drink, double strength ;)