Hello everyone,
Since I am newly single, I figured I should start up the online dating profile again to start laughing at the pool of fish out there and give you some new reading material.
I'm getting flooded with messages. Only 10% of these messages are even remotely attractive and I would even consider dating. 30% need to just invest their time and effort into a hooker to take care of their sexual needs. The remaining 60% are hideous. Here is a sample of what I get most of the time...
This gentlemen (Joker? Gangster in disguise?) sent me a message this morning and it simply said
"your yummy".
I was just annoyed, for lack of better words. He doesn't even have the decency to use proper grammar, capitalization OR punctuation! The nerve!
More to come soon...I hope ;)
Since I am newly single, I figured I should start up the online dating profile again to start laughing at the pool of fish out there and give you some new reading material.
I'm getting flooded with messages. Only 10% of these messages are even remotely attractive and I would even consider dating. 30% need to just invest their time and effort into a hooker to take care of their sexual needs. The remaining 60% are hideous. Here is a sample of what I get most of the time...
This gentlemen (Joker? Gangster in disguise?) sent me a message this morning and it simply said
"your yummy".
I was just annoyed, for lack of better words. He doesn't even have the decency to use proper grammar, capitalization OR punctuation! The nerve!
More to come soon...I hope ;)
not the joker...a certain celebrity already took that role. hahaha. more like creepy wannabe gangster...
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