Big Brother.

Hello everyone,

I was talking to my sister today and we were reminiscing on our best online dating stories. We came to the conclusion that we need to make our own online dating website. So far, we only have two features planned:

1. Site name to be determined, but our introduction will say something like:                                             

            --"Yes, we screen your messages, we admit this is a bit big brother-ish,  but every female deserves a     

                a big brother" 

    2.  Block: Ladies, are you tired of the messages that go something like this...

--"Hey baby, hru. wyn?" (Which I found out later, translates to "How are you? What's your number?)

--"Yo ma, u so sexxxxiiiiiii!!!!!!"

--"Hey sexy, you know all you want to do is f**k me" (yes, I have received this message before), 

          Or think of any other variation of rude, inappropriate, and demeaning messages you have received in          
          the past from boys.

         We're sick of these messages too. So our block option would include a message sent to the
         douchebag that will say:

"You have been blocked from sending any more messages to women. You have proven to be a piece of shit, thanks for playing!" 

That is all for now. Any other features you would want to include?Anything you've always wanted to change about a dating website after coming to terms that there may not be any decent men left in the world (for the record, there are, trust me...)? 

LET ME KNOW! =) 

Till next time, happy hunting! 

Twenty Bucks

For the record, I have discontinued all online dating, I was sick and tired of scum. However,I do like to dabble into my friend's dating lives.

This next post comes from a nice fellow who messaged my sister, on Plentyoffish.com. Here is the message:

"So, obviously you passed the aesthetics test or shallow men (such as myself) would never contact you, but a buddy of mine was looking over my should and claimed that - without a doubt - your profile looked to have been written by a guy since its just too perfect, minus the incompletion. He claimed that any account with so little information is a dead giveaway. I came to your defense, of course, but now we've got a $20 bet going as to whether or not you're real or not. So I wonder, just between us, am I about to lose $20??"

I took matters into my own hands and responded:

"Thanks for “coming” to my defense but I do not need anything from someone who is a self proclaimed, generic; jersey shore douche bag, who likely has the personality of a goldfish and only brings in shallow whores that probably give you herpes by the end of the night. So how about you and your pathetic side kick do yourselves a favor and jerk each other off? That way you won’t lose a dime. Clearly, you’re looking for a man to rock your world anyways, since you are too blind to notice real women when it is, literally, in front of your face." 

Oh the beauties of online dating :)

Happy hunting!

Online Dating is like an unexpected and very long game of Monopoly.