Nothing exciting has happened in my dating world…until this morning when the two characters, I will be telling you about shortly, popped up on my computer screen.
I can’t do the incident justice without quoting the message I recieved…
Seriously…*raises eybrow*…
First of all…the guy who sent me this message is not attractive AT ALL…and the fact that he’s trying to hoard all these woman for this madness he calls a”non-sex, poly relationship” is sick, plain and simple.
Second…WTF just happened?! I feel like there should be a disclaimer on weird f*ing messages like that, that say…WARNING: This goes against all western social and political norms…viewer discretion is advised.
ICK….
Right as I am getting the above message…another guy sends me a chat request. He doesn’t have a picture which is already a scary thing…I check out his profile…he’s 32, only has a high school education, and no car….wonderful. Winner, winner, chicken dinner! I accept to at least tell him “thanks for the interest, but I’m not interested and good luck”. Well he goes on about how beautiful I am, how I’m probably out of his league (which means he’s fat, and a total loser), and all this other stuff. Just to confirm my theory…I ask for a picture and here’s what I get….
[Insert image of uglistest dude you've ever met here]
…Uhhh seriously….smh…
I’m over dating….apparently I’m so ugly, guys like that think they even have a remote chance with me…excuse me while I go stab myself in the eyes now…okay not so dramatic, but really, I need a drink, double strength ;)
